the nsa agents watching me check my phone after they activated my phones vibrate function without a notification
they know that i know
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the nsa agents watching me check my phone after they activated my phones vibrate function without a notification
they know that i know
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You ever just ignore responses to your posts just to flex on the fools on this site?
Bafoons on this site: *saying the dumbest shit imaginable on my posts and trying to argue with me*
Me:
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Im just fucking sitting…. keep scrolling
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The entire straight population after watching the thank u, next video
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I’m the person who just goes “tssss”
This is real human drama.
This was worth watching til the end
I really thought everything was going to be ok…
Pow, 1 to the head. Ni u know he 💀💀
Lmfaoooooooooooo
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consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good
Sources?
Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”
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a boy: *has his tummy slightly exposed*
my gay ass:
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